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Nathaniel Merriweather - Lovage: Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By
  1. Ladies Love Chest Rockwell
  2. Pit Stop (Take Me Home)
  3. Anger Management
  4. Everyone Has A Summer
  5. To Catch A Thief
  6. Lies and Alibis
  7. Herbs, Good Hygiene & Socks
  8. Book Of The Month
  9. Lifeboat
  10. Strangers On A Train
  11. Lovage (Love That Lovage, Baby)
  12. Sex (I'm A)
  13. Koala's Lament
  14. Tea Time With Maseo
  15. Stroker Ace
  16. Archie & Veronica

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Ladies Love Chest Rockwell

People want to know, "What's the secret
to Chest Rockwell's ability to pick up all these beautiful women?"
Is it your good looks?
Is it that big bulge in your pants?
Could be that fancy car you drive
That I at least change every other year
But you don't need to know that
I say, look, I'm going to let you in on a little secret
My man, Nathaniel Merriweather,
You know, little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modeling School
Made this thing called Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady by
Barry White use to work
Shoot, even ABBA use to work
The way I was doing my thing
But man, you put this on
The Hos just go wild
Telling you Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady by
You know you try cognac
Even try to giving her some weed
Shoot, you might even tried ecstasy
But ain't no shit ecstasy until you try Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady by

Pit Stop (Take Me Home)

I was driving in my car
Late at night all alone
Then you stopped me
Askin' for a ride
There you were, on your own
Now ask me why do I feel my heart's on fire
Ask me why do I feel this strange desire
Ask me why do I feel like I'm falling
I'm falling

Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go

Workin' your greasy spoon
Jukebox playing my tune
Thinking I'm gettin' your room
Blowin' up your balloon
Playin' you like a bassoon
But if I only knew
What we were driving to
I wouldn't have let you fill my tank

I pulled into your truck stop
And I'm sleeping on the asphalt
18-wheeling and siphon gas
And I'm feeling you're my big 10-4

Now ask me why do I feel my heart's on fire
Ask me why do I feel this strange desire
Ask me why do I feel like I'm falling
Falling

Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go
Take me home
What a wonderful way to go

Anger Management

Take a deep breath and count to ten...

My inner demons compel me to be here
Your cheeks are flushed like rose petals
You're consumed with rage
And I'm consumed with you

Eyes intertwined through the haze
Intoxicated by your bloodshot stare
In all my dreams, I never thought I'd see
A face that could launch a thousand ships

And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way

They tell me thine the next move is yours
As you undress me with those frozen eyes In all my dreams, I never thought I'd see
An endless love to shake my being again

And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way

Happiness is hard to come by
But I've had my fair share
The satin sheets, the lone heels
The monarchies, the major pills
We've climbed the mountain, saw the top
And planted the apple seed
And can't you see we could have had it all

And the music was like wind in your hair
The moonlight caressed your silhouette
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me

And the music was like wind in your hair
Tumbled light caressed your tears away
Kiss of ocean mist is in the air
Why must God punish me this way
Why must God punish me this way
This way
This way

To Catch a Thief

There is nothing like a little excitement
to keep the romance fresh...

Things were disappearing in my neighborhood
Once again somebody was up to no good
I saw that you were wanted
But not like I wanted you
And that's when I knew I had to be with you
That's when I knew if I didn't I'd be thru
To end my grief I'd have to catch a thief
Your love is my relief,
My love is your relief

Come into my window
It's open every night
That's where I'll be waiting
I'll keep off all the lights
I'm lying on my bed
Crown jewels on my head

I'd never give you up
So come in from the cold my turtle dove
I'd hide you from the cops
Don't be frightened now my love
I'll take a life of crime
All to make you mine

Come in off that roof top
You're so handsome dressed in black
Seen you in the shadows
Like to see you on your back
Take this precious treasure
And I will treasure you

We'll run away my dear
Someplace special, have no fear
We'll even change our names
We'll be kinky, we'll be strange
I'll take a life of crime
All to make you mine
All to catch a thief
Your love is my relief
My love is your relief
Your love is my relief
My love is your relief
All to catch a thief

Herbs, Good Hygiene & Socks

I don't' dig a lot of the establishment
While your ideas and values they may work for you
They don't all work for me
As far as I'm concerned, some are with it
Well some aren't

Mm, that's a hard one to say
It's hard to say, hard to say
Wash your ass everyday
Wash your whole body everyday
And brush your breath at least 2 or 3 times a day
With your teeth and then you know
Wash that face

Do any of these things prevent venereal disease
Besides the rubbers?

Carry some of your herbal salt or pepper
Around in your pocket
Stuff with it open up in your pocket
And get mixed up with you lint cotton
Don't mess with the flavor
cuz when you take the herb into your mouth
then your gonna be eating something
then you gotta little strings of lint pullin' on your teeth
so you just take it out there and use the string for flossing

Huh, that's far out. What do you feel is the best way
To keep from getting a chick pregnant? Well I mean what
do you do?

Well you need different pairs of socks
You know, sometimes your colored socks
That's if your gonna wear one pair of socks to hide your dirt
Then every other couple of day you wear the white sock
You can probably wear one or two days
until you try to walk around and get all in the carpet
then the dirt used up from the carpet gets up into the sock
so you get the little black spots on the side or you can go and
get you know the different other types of socks theirs made for shoes
but then they get funky and your feet start sweatin'and stuff
or you can get sweat socks that grab the sweat so they won't be funk
and you get the powder into put it in so you won't get the funk
or the funky feet or that little feet and the stink is you have to be the funk
cuz when you die you go back to the funk
and if you got sock funk you got to be funky cuz it stinkin or
something ran up in your ass and just died

Book of the Month

You got your chocolate in my peanut butter...

You and me are a disease
And the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine
Keepin' your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush
On my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month
Read the fine print later

We'll live in love for a little while
You are the bitter
I am the sweet
I drove the fits in some other light
You are the griddle
I am the meat
I'll turn on the power like the electric company
You are the bitter
I am the sweet
Flick of the switch, light the pilot light
You are the griddle
I am the meat

You and me are a disease
And the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine
Keepin' your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush
On my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month
Read the fine print later


We'll laugh away our golden years
You are the bitter
I am the sweet
We'll line the clouds with silver tears
You are the griddle
I am the meat

You and me are a disease
And the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine
Keepin' your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush
On my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month
Read the fine print later

You and me are a disease
And the germs are spreading
Use me like Listerine
Keepin' your breath fresher
Feel the stroke of your paintbrush
On my blank sheet of paper
I'm your book of the month
Read the fine print later

You are the bitter
I am the sweet
You are the griddle
I am the meat
You are the trick
I am the treat
You are the circus
I am the freak
You are the bitter
I am the sweet
You are the griddle
I am the meat
You are the trick
I am the treat
You are the circus
I am the freak

Lifeboat

Imminent death makes the heart grow fonder...

After all our dreams went down
Sinking 'fore our very eyes
Still echoing the sound
Of the frozen dreadful cries
Witnessed the passing of our only loves
Lose the battle to the sea
Why did you choose my only love
It could have easily been me
But it seems there was some other plan
One I don't care to understand
In the refuge of these foreign arms
I could find the holy land
How can it be, that we
Defy this tragedy
Find this lifeboat in the dark
Is it wrong that we could come together
Veiled in sorrow, bare a spark
In our soaking desperation
The truest thing we'd ever known
But to admit that to the world would be blasphemy
Just a shell we had outgrown
How can it be, that we
Defy this tragedy,
Find this lifeboat in the dark
Is it wrong that we could come together
Veiled in sorrow, bare a spark

Strangers On A Train

Feel the 4-wheel motion...

Pardon me Sir,
Is this seat taken
I overheard you say
Not stirred but shaken
And I could really throw one back
Such thirst doesn't always permit for tact
So, if you would Sir, pardon me
A stiff one is my specialty

Oh, you're very charming Sir
No, here's to you
I don't want to know your name or what you do
I know, here's to strangers on a train
Strangers on a train

Oh, I think we're going faster
From the mountains to the pasture
Just look at that scenery
It's lovely

I really like to ride the train
Especially when I forget where I'm going
I really like the way it feels
Motion, heavy wheels

As the raging sparks are flying
From the wounded rails still crying
Battling the scenery
It's lovely

I really like to ride the train
Especially when I forget where I'm going
I really like the way it feels
Motion, heavy wheels
Molten metal

Oh I'd better go
This is my station you know, and
I've had a lovely time
The pleasure's mine
All mine

Lovage (Love that Lovage Baby)

featuring Sir Damien Thorn VII of the Cockfosters Clan

I love the Lovage baby
I love the Lovage baby
I love the Lovage baby

Ole English Lovage Alcoholic Cordial
Savor the old English cordial
Originally distilled from Devon herbs and spices
Using the secret recipe handed down for generations
And still one of Devon's most popular imbibes


Traditionally drunk: 2 parts Lovage to 1 part brandy
As a soothing winter warmer
But if you want something a little more explicit
We recommend: 2 parts Hennessey to 1 part Lovage
Enjoy baby

I love the Lovage baby

Sex (I'm a ...)

Damn, I need you now.. can you make me come..
Feel the fire, feel my love inside you - so bright
There's the sound and the smell of love on my mind
I'm a toy, come and play with me, say the word now Wrap your legs around me and ride me tonight

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a bitch
I'm a man - I'm a geisha
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we'll make love together

Slip and slide in your wet you like to feel the blood flow
Not too fast, don't be slow, my love's in your hands

I'm a man - I'm a boy
I'm a man - I'm your mother
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand I'm a man - I'm a bi
I'm a man - I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a little girl
And we'll make love together

Skin to skin, ooohoh! Come on honey hold tight
Come inside, it's a passion play just for you
Let's get lost in the magic place all alone now
Drink your fill from my fountain of love, wet your lips

I'm a man - I'm a teaser
I'm a man - I'm a virgin
I'm a man - I'm a one night stand
I'm a man - I'm a drug
I'm a man - Well I'm your slave
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
I'm a man-And we make love together

I'm a man - I'm a goddess
I'm a man - I'm a hooker
I'm a man - I'm a blue movie
I'm a man - I'm a slut
I'm a man -Well I'm your babe
I'm a man - I'm a dream divine
And we'll make love together
And we'll make love together
And we'll make love together
And we'll make love together
And we'll make love together

1 little 2 little 3 little Indians...

Stroker Ace

Three is the magic number...

Monsieur-Dame can I come with you
As you both look awfully kind
This alley and me are thru
Let me tell you what I've got in mind
I'll sing to you my mewing song
Looks like you both could use a pet
And purr my purr all night long
I think a pussy's your best bet

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about

My tail alone could tell you tales
It's got a life all of its own
Watch it move just like a sail
Sail you to the twilight zone
I love to lap a spot of cream
And I assure you that I'm neat
But you never know what you can expect
When a pussy is in heat

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about

I like to watch, if you don't mind
Every sphinx knows how to pass the time
Your little love nest suits me well
Let me show you how to cast a spell

Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that, it's a start
Only for the wild at heart
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking is the antidote
Stroke that shiny coat
Stroking's what it's all about

Archie & Veronica

Love in Riverdale...

Flowers on your grave- I never loved you
Flowers on your grave- I never touched you
I've been at your grave- Never knew you cared
Flowers on your grave

Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions
My only wish is you

Sitting on a cold slab
Feeling my warm stuff
You know I'll be missing you
That's why I'm kissing you

Flowers on your grave- I never loved you
Flowers on your grave- I never touched you
I've been at your grave- Too late, too late
Flowers on your grave

Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions
My only wish is you

I look funny all dressed in black
My wet handkerchief won't bring you back
Now they're lowering you down
You feel me from underground

Flowers on your grave- I never loved you
Flowers on your grave- I never touched you
I've been at your grave- Never knew you cared
Flowers on your grave

Little buttercups and wild daisies
By the lily pond, remember baby
Blowing dandelions
My only wish is you

You are the lucky one
I hope you've had your fun
For all those nights, I set you free
Tonight you'll remember me

Flowers on your grave- I never loved you
Flowers on your grave- I never touched you
I've been at your grave- Too late, too late
Flowers on your grave

Jealousy is the fires that warms inside me
Jealousy is the fires that warms inside me
Jealousy is the fires that warms inside me
Jealousy is the fires that warms inside me

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